I have a number of vests and strapless dresses which show it off, but they are all very plain and I wanted something with a little more pattern. In River Island yesterday, I found this pretty, little number below… But upon bringing it home, I can’t quite decide if I like it or not…

    I love the style of it. I love the cut at the front and I love the low back but with the added detail of the string across the top of the back…

    But as I looked at it in the light of my own mirror, I couldn’t work out if the pattern was perhaps a tad too much. I like the bows tied on each side of the top and I love the grey and black colours together. I love the skull and crossbones design over the top and I adore the sequined butterfly appliqué on the front. But do I love them all together? Hmm…

Please all let me know what you think… Even The Fashion Police need help too sometimes

    Looks like word spreads quite fast…

    On a night out at Staffordshire University’s union recently these boys ran up to me and couldn’t wait to shame their friend for wearing the dreaded socks! They insisted I take some snaps for evidence.

    Unfortunately, the said night out was a bit drunken and the photos haven’t come out brilliantly – but I think you get the picture

Please keep coming to me if any of you have anybody else you would like to name and shame

    Please all let me know what you think of my Rihanna based tattoo and ALSO, if you see any gorgeous low-backed tops out there, let me know so I can show my ink off!

    Ok guys, so out of interest, if you HAD to wear one of these… If it was a case of wear them or DIE, which pair would you choose?

    Would the fact that Option B look quite comfy allow you to overlook the act that you’re essentially wearing a couple of rodents? Or would you prefer to stick your feet in a giraffe instead?

Rodent, giraffe or … death: what’s it to be?

    Lovely loyal readers. I am very, very sorry for this post. If you are anything like me, just one look at this website and you will find yourself heavily out of pocket…

    This is my favourite new website, theoutnet.com.

    The Outnet is a wonderful. beautiful, shiny, new discount fashion website brought to you by the people who run Net-a-Porter, so you can probably already tell why it’s so dangerous to your bank balance.

    I got very hot under the collar at some of the exciting prices though!! Christian Louboutin shoes for £140. An Anna Sui dress for £54. Phillip Lim jeans, £33. *fans myself* I think I need to lay down!!

    Before you get TOO excited though. I feel I must warn you that truly amazing bargains like these are highly sought-after and stock sells out as soon as it hits the site. If you want a bargain for your own wardrobe, you’re going to have to be quick.

    Frequent stock updates have been promised.

    Bookmark it and check back often. I know I will be

    I have been doing some research on the internet to find one that I like and along my way I have found some very fugly ones…

    The Fashion Police have now decided to patrol bad tattoo choices also and here is a taster of some celebrity’s bad choices…

MIKE TYSON

    Why couldn’t one of Mike Tyson’s friends or bodyguards stopped him from getting that ridiculous, warrior facial tattoo? Does Mike Tyson still have friends or bodyguards?

 AMY WINEHOUSE

    What a difference a few years makes. The tattoos of a musical icon should give off an air that he/she acquired their body art while traveling the world. Instead, Amy’s look like the mistakes of a crack head. 

RIHANNA

    Rihanna’s boyfriend, Chris Brown, had a skull tattooed on the top of his hand. Rhianna answered by getting this ancient-fish-looking-thing tattooed on hers. Not exactly a successful one-upping.

However… speaking of Rihanna… it is one of her tattoos that I am strangely drawn to and considering getting for myself… Let me know what you think

Dear Crocs,

Adding bows to the front of your offerings does not a cute shoe make or get you off the hook for your many crimes of fashion.

We’re still watching you.

The Fashion Police

    Or maybe she just wanted some attention and for us to remember she is still there?

    Whatever the case… why on earth did Agyness deem it ok to rip down an old lace curtain and drape it around her body over the top of her underwear?

    One of the great mysteries of our time, possibly.

(Coachella – check out other fashion wrongs)

…and gains one on her outfit. Erm, I think this is a mistake, yes?